I was on my way to St Paul's Cathedral to join the anti-capitalist protestors' camp when it dawned on me why the Metropolitan Police were unable to stop this occupation. Well, if a front garden can be "occupied". Now that Bob Lambert has joined Jim Boyling and Mark Kennedy as yet another outed police-infiltrator in the eco-warrior movement we finally have the real explanation as to why there are so few bobbies on the beat these days. They are all getting off with tattooed vegan hippies in tents outside power stations. The geuine male animal-rights activists and tree- squatters unable to compete with the superior disposable income and hunky meat-diet physiques of these double agents. Which is not only unethical, unlawful and a collosal waste of police sperm, but also gave the opportunity for a bunch of real villains in the summer(mainly school truants and twenty-somethings whose purchasing power was hampered by a credit rating less than of a Greek Bingo Hall) to set fire to Croydon.
But of course such civil disturbances appear as harmless as Trick or Treating in Gerrards Cross compared to NATO-sponsored street-wars in Sirte, Triploi and Bani Walid where heroic French jets successfully bombed a convoy of Gaddafis from tens of thousands of feet in the air. Why, Les Bleus have not engaged in such valorous combat against fleeing North Africans since the Paris police drowned one hundred Algerians in the Seine exactly fifty years ago this week!
At least the new Libyan government avoided the charge of lapsing into Ancien Regime barbarity following the capture of the helpless wounded Colonel. Immediately adopting the liberal, democratic values of the West they emulated those proud American Navy SEALs who captured Bin Laden in Abbottabad this year, and killed the fellow stone dead.
Finally good luck to the All Blacks tomorrow. I hope New Zealand pulverise the French in the Rugby World Cup in a stadium yards away from where the French Secret Service mined the Rainbow Warrior in Auckland Harbour. At least British agents only sleep with committed environmentalists rather than blowing them up.
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I'm sure the anti-capitalists must be very proud of themselves.They've closed a church.
ReplyDeleteMust say I quite enjoy the irony of anti-capitalist protesters buying their coffee from Starbucks.
As for secret services,I can't believe Ruth got bumped off.I really hoped she and Harry could retire in peace.
Zut alors mais le massacre he ruin ze view from ze pont St Michel, but ow should we know? paton he say he only hate ze Jews
ReplyDeleteShooting sitting ducks from a distance or chucking handcuffed protesters into the river counts as gallantry in France. Famously, the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert from ‘Run’ to ‘Hide.’ The only two higher levels in France are ‘Surrender’ and ‘Collaborate.’
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