Sorry for beng absent for so long. Those of you who feared my blog had been rendered inactive due to my abduction by Syrian Intelligence agents, thank you for your concern, but the rumour is false. Neither is it true that FCNaylor is the nom de plume of some attention-seeking American post-graduate twat in Scotland.
Proper blog next week, been very busy spending time this month with Bruno, Borat, Ali G, Dennis Pennis, Frank Sidebottom, John Shuttleworth and Noel Edmonds.
Please God don't tell me the last one is real!?
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I assumed you'd been on some industrial strength alcoholic bender to celebrate Uncle Colin getting you promoted.
ReplyDeleteNoel Edmonds isn't that daft.Getting paid a fortune to make the opening of 22 random boxes into a tv programme?
Who's laughing now....
Having overcome my fear of a points deduction over Alejandro Faurlin and then the uncertainty of which ex-Premiership failure of a manager might replace a possibly departing Mr W I have now decided that any celebration prior to kick off in August is premature.
ReplyDeleteThereafter I fully expect a rapid ascent into the Champions League after the EUFA Financial Fair Play rules disqualify every single club above us. (Even though Ecclestone, Briatore and Mittal could afford to buy the whole of Barcelona if they wanted. The city, not just the squad.
I can just see Uncle Colin as Mayor of Barcelona.
ReplyDeleteUnless Sheik Mansour doesn't want you to buy the city,in which case he will,cover it in diamonds and put it onto his mantelpiece.